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ID: ongz0006

Name: 王甫云教授

Thesis: Why is awesome 4our the awesome four?

Introduction

Awesome 4our consists of, as the name suggests, 4 members. They are, in alphabetical order, Eibby Lim, Fibby Tan, Tibby Tng and Zibby Ong. Well, they are better known as... Eib, Fifi, Tng and Zee respectively. They each possess different abilities and naturally, each of them will have their own flaws too. But together as one, they manage to 取长补短 and i would say, with much pride, close to perfect as a team.

Main Body

Now, let me go on to the main body proper... what on earth makes the awesome 4our the awesome four?

After an observation carried out on the 19th February 2005, i would like to base my stand on these evidences.

Evidence 1:

Location: 157C, Rivervale Crescent ie zee's place

zeemama asked fifi to cook dinner!! without liasing with me first! oh mann, it'a really like 熟到烂了... HAHA, in case fifi cannot see the chi characters, they are shou2 dao4 lan4 le4. hee..
and fifi readily agreed to make dinner for zee's family. well, zee was not around to help because she had to go over to her neighbour's place for dinner. zeemama was busy taking care of natalie. and so, knowing fifi's well acclaimed cullinery skills, zeemama decided to employ fifi's help.
and before zee, zeebro and zeebrogf went off, zee asked tng to help fifi in the kitchen, in case fifi was not orientated. HAHA, i guess some of these gals are very very familiar with the others' kitchens. haha.

Evidence 2:

Location: zee's bedroom

everyone was chilling out in the room. really chilling because the aircon was on. haha. ok, lame. suddenly, zee had a stomachache and had to go to the toilet. as she was shitting, she suddenly realized something. who was left in the room? the remaining members of the awesome 4our, tng, eib and fifi. sounds fine. but 姐姐 was around too, and zeemama, and nicky boy! my goodness, zee could clearly hear their laughter even in the toliet. means they were comfortably having a good time even though the "bridge" ie zee was not around.

Evidence 3:

Location: not applicable

someone had to send nicky boy back. who?... the awesome 4our did it. sounds ok... but zee was not around!! aHH!! so in the cab, there were only fifi, eib, tng and nick. impressive.

Conclusion

With the above, i would like to conclude that indeed, the awesome 4our is the awesome four. 没人可比，无人可敌。

oh, i la-fu you!




Saturday, February 19, 2005.12:42 PM