Tales Of Warrior A4 - Episode 1
Tales Of Warrior A4 - Episode 1in a galaxy faraway, there live 4 warriors.they are, in alphabetical order, warrior eibeinny, warrior fibbahubba, warrior dawnatelo tng and warrior teeheezee.warrior eibeinny is the most handsome warrior that ever existed. he towers at an appalling height of 0.98m and when he stands under the sun, his skin shines and glitters like the black sesame paste found in chinatown. he spots locks that are often uncombed and sprawled all over his face, but that is his poison door dark gas, or in chinese, you call it du2 men2 an4 qi4. other didnt know that they are being stared at for warrior eibeinny's yet already small eyes are covered by his crown of glory. the potent part comes in when he locates the button on his nose and press it. when pressed once, his eyes emits choking dust and in the fits of coughing, warrior eibxeinny disappears. when pressed twice, his eyes radiate a laser beam and causes anything in his sight to sizzle and burn and disappear. when pressed thrice, his eyes will become cock-eyed.warrior fibbahubba is the most normal looking warrior. he stands at 0.90m and is curently facing excessive hair growth. his eyes are always on the lookout, darting here and there, and his nose can detect any smell even from 10000km away. that is why he is made the chef of the warriors. do not belittle him as he stays in the kitchen day and night and with his amazing techniques and skills, he has reached the highest stage that one can ever go to. you step into the kitchen and say,"king kong kiang", and you have it, man3 han4 quan2 xi3. but when the enemies step in thinking that chey, this is just one cook, they are so wrong that they can never be more wrong. warrior fibbahubba will move in a flash, with pepper, sprinkling it into their eyes, with vinegar down their throat and sesame oil to smoothe their hair. and before they even realise it, they have been tied up with mee sua and left in a huge barrel of vinegar. yes, they were going to be pickled. warrior dawnatelo tng is the skinniest warrior ever. when he stands with warrior fibbahubba, they only differ in height by 1 nanometer. but he is always missed out because of his build. sometimes his middle name is 2D. meaning to say 2 dimensional. he spots a crown of spikes and has it styled every morning at alice's wonderhands. when out, he puts on a pair of skin gloves, reasons to be explained later. his potency comes in when he opens his mouth and attempts to say a joke. (keyword: attempt) when he finishes with the joke, the sky will be overcast with rumbling dark clouds. the sun will disappear and lightning will strike. it will start to rain, but soon, the rainwater will become snow. unaware civilians will be caught off guard and will freeze to death immediately. now, the gloves are to protect his perfectly manicured nails. (courtesy of warrior teeheezee)warrior teeheezee is the shortest warrior. when at his ramrod straight posture, he records a height of 0.70m. he has kept his long hair for years and liked them curled like civilian tsai. when out with the other warriors, he is often left out due to his short frame. and so God being fair, gave him a loud voice. and that will be amplified when attacked by enemies. when enemies appear, he opens his mouth and starts chanting (loudly) ,"ang mo kio, jurong, geylang, oneh oneh!" and the enemies will experience a daze, start puking white foam, hair start dropping and die. the hair will be attracted by warrios teeheezee's long hair and joined to form longer ones. so most of the time, he only chooses to kill clean enemies, in fear of having cooties.these 4 warriors were sent by God to protect planet north east singapura. they each stood at different parts of the place and when the calling arises, they each plop down their secret slide and meet at the headquarter located nearby. this place is where they were able to communicate with master bridge and be ready to take assignments. before they set off, they each have to have their individual energy booster. warrior eibeinny - sparkling grape juicewarrior fibbahubba - any form of alcohol, as long as it is strong enoughwarrior dawnatelo tng - carona or plum juicewarrior teeheezee - caronaif all these fail to exist, teh peng would do the trick all the same....to be continued...stay tune to tales of warriors A4 on channel joy on joy-joy-joy.blogspot.com
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in the next Tales Of Warriors A4, catch how the warriors battle it out with monoso kudaeteh (pronounced as mo-no-so-koo-da-yi-teh) will they win? or will they be made into miso soup?
Saturday, May 28, 2005.2:47 AM
With a birthday on the 15th of any month, you are apt to have really strong attachments to home, family and domestic scene. The 1 and 5 equaling 6, provide the sort of energy that makes you an excellent parent or teacher. You are very responsible and capable. This is an attractive and an attracting influence. You like harmony in your environment and strive to maintain it. You tend to learn by observation rather than study and research. You may like to cook, but you probably don't follow recipes. This number shows artistic leanings and would certainly support an talents that may be otherwise in your makeup. You're a very generous and giving person, but perhaps a bit stubborn in ways.
haha, yep, that's me!! i did it here..
you can try it too. hehe.. and yes gary, this will apply for your dearest star too. haha..
Thursday, May 26, 2005.3:52 PM
greetings one and all.haha. im actually typing this entry in my laboratory.. you know that it means? yes.. that's right, im very free. haha. today is the day that i learnt what is yi shan hai bi yi shan gao. (one mountain is yet higher than another)i came late by 15 minutes today. was supposed to meet my partner at 10.00am but then i arrived, she hasnt come. haha.. and out of my group of 10, guess how many are here? haha.. 8 are not here yet. which means only 2 of us are! and that includes me! haha. and i cannot get started on anything because everything is in my partner's laptop. hoho. so now, im doing what i do best.s.l.a.c.k. haha.yesterday was the day i felt fit! haha. coz i arranged to meet jason and gary to go to the gym! woohoo! haha.. but when we reached the gym.. we didnt step in. it was heavily populated with beefcakes.. (courtesy of gary) haha, and so we retreated to the hougang stadium and ran. haha.. im proud of myself mann! 7 rounds without stopping! im amazed mann, coz i havent run a full 2.4km since.. 2002. and mann, i ran 7 X 400m = 2.8km! teehee.. but i went to eat chicken rice after that. wahahaha.. in chinese u call it qian gong jing qi. opps, more of my group members come le. i must go now..
hehe.. fat fat arms must also GO!
teeck tock.. teeck tock.. teeck tock..opened my eyes.what the *&^$#$&!!water dripping from my air con!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!that happened at 445am.. and now it is already 7 am. i cannot get back to sleep! i don believe it mann, fancy getting woken up from sleep from the water dripping sound of the air con. GRrrrrr..actually last night while the air con was on, it already happened. but then everyone was asleep already so i decided to consult the handyman tmr. (handyman = zeepapa) but then i already off the aircon. then who knows that at after a few hours, a dormant air con would start leaking again? AhhhH.. now im short of sleep.. again.i read.. got slightly sleepy then closed my eyes to sleep..couldnt.. so i listened to music.. but still couldnt sleep. damn.. i decided to turn to using my lap.. i hope i would still be able to catch a wink later. AhhhH..my precious sleep.but then again..maybe something is keeping me away from my sleep... hehe.. yes yes!! that's right.. this thing.. is powerful and formidable.. and ironically, it only consists of 3 letters.. AH HAH!! KTVVVVVVV! opps, that is 6 letters too many.. okies, KTV!! wah, shiok ar! (pls adopt phua chu kang's mannerism while saying it) hehe.. im sooooooooooooooooooooo eggcited!! HAHAHA.. last went on fifi's bdae.. ie 12th April.. hehe, so it has only been a month, oh but Mr. K, u have no idea how much i miss u. hehe.. so many songs on my agenda to accomplish! wahahhaa.. partyworld, here i come! hehe.at this point in my entry, did u realise something? lack of sleep does many wonders to people, ie crap. HAHA.. okies..erm.. now what else should i say? yesterday.. ie 22d May.. marked the end of camp tng. HAHA, yes.. you gotta believe it.. tng stayed over for 3D2N. hha, this hasnt happened in a long while. haha, though we spent most of the time slacking, it was still rather nice.. kind of back to those times where we hardly face stress.. maybe we did, but compared to now, those times were peanuts of peanuts. ha. it wasnt a deliberate arrangement though.. i had to stay in because of a sudden attack on my back muscle. note that it isnt a replase, because it is my muscle, not the bones. i wish my mummy will understand.. she insists everything is linked. well maybe it is true, but the way she explained it, she made me feel like a 5 year old. haha.. but then again, God blessed me with this wonderful woman to take care of me. hehe.. yeh.. anyway, i woke up on saturday feeling a strain on my upper back muscle. it was ok.. bearable.. anyway, i think my threshold of pain has gone up ever since my slip disc incident. hehe. but then as i moved more, it got worse and i couldnt stand up straight at all. i was lope sided.. after a sneeze, it got worse.. and i started groaning.. because i didnt wanna wake tng up.. (who was still asleep at 1115am) but she heard me la.. okies, further details shall be spared, coz it's the same old thing la.. had to stay in and on the bed the whole day. had to reschedule tuition. alas! nvm nvm.. tng stayed around to take care of me.. coz i was immobile.. i kind of reverted to my operation days. ahha.. that was fun. opps! did i really say that?oh yah, did i mention i failed chemistry? module code FE 1001? why FE? coz i believed it stands for fundamental.. (then why the heck am i still at it??) then why 1001? becoz it stands of for a year 1 module. (then why the nehnhe am i still at it????) AHH!! what a joke.. i will be re-re-retaking it next sem, ie year 3 sem 1. with the freshies.. who are the freshies? the guys from my JC batch.. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?? what a joke!! as tng puts it,i can collect authentic examination scripts. AHH.. i can bind them and collate into a 4 year series. CHOY! no!! next sem is the last sem this is going to happen! i know, u all must be thinking.. aiya, zee anyhow say say wan la.. BUT HELL NO! im going to start reading it up now... and consult huihui if necessary. haha..jittery jittery.. 31st may.. results out.. tng.. i wish you happy birthday now, in case i go and jump down from my chair and die on that day. AHHHHHHH, God, can i not fail? pls.....................................i think i need more water.. i found snake skin on my shin! if u know what it means.. it happens when ppl don drink enough water.. so yesterday night, i soothed my skin with my body shop cranberry body butter. teehee..did i mention something? that.. i love PACKING!
Monday, May 23, 2005.7:50 AM
Hi gals.
im very sad now.
because right now, u all are gathering at fifi's. and i cannot be there.
because im going to miss out on all the fun that u gals are going to have.
because i was just yearning ot meet u gals over my sucky week and now that sunday is here, im not allowed to go out.
because im the only one who has to stay home due to a lame reason. that my ma don't allow me to be out.
because i have a strict mother.
because im going to miss out on all the jokes.
tell me how bad can this get?
maybe it is nothing in ur eyes.. but to me, im really very affected.
and im sad again.
because my com is slow.
because im downloading MSN so that i can send fifi the photos and guess what? it requires microsoft service pask 1, which what the hell, i don have. and now, im downloading it.
because i cant get the com to read my photos without having to install the driver.
because even blogger is screwing up on me. what the fuck. i cannot change the font.
how bad can that get?
i feel so crying.
because im only going to kovan for dinner and i cannot join u gals although i will only be 2 bus stops away.
because im the one out now.. not that u gals did it on purpose, not that i chose to, but because i have no other choice.
how bad can this get?
i feel .. i donno what..
because i wanna be there.
joy cried.
Sunday, May 15, 2005.11:11 AM
for zeee..
(by guest blogger..)
today, i wanna talk about someone.
this someone... hmm. how should i begin?
this someone... is a person who loves to pack. anything, and almost anytime, she would never say no to packing. her personal favourites would include.. packing rough papers, make up, toiletries, and even utensils.
remember once we were out, we we chilling out at Mos burger.. and she found a few unidentified objects on her face (shd be friends of mr pimples).. well, naturally, this vain animal looked into her favourite thing i.e. the mirror.. scrutinized, squeezed the objects and obviously she would not miss out on frowning at them. i asked if she wanted to see the doctor and she gave a little pout and started considering. then she discovered that she should book an appointment with the doctor. and so i asked when she'll be going. she gave her sian look, and in case you guys are wondering what her sian look looks like, it is one that tells of "black face" and "frowns". we went on to discuss what was the cause of the unidentified objects.
tng: hmmm. maybe its your pillow?
she: hmm. nono my pillow is very clean.
tng: hmmm. maybe ur makeup?
she: HMM. *considering*
tng: maybe ur soft toys? maybe e dust? maybe .... maybe... maybe.....
she: OK. I SHALL GO HOME AND PACK MY COSMETICS AND STUFF.
*tng shudders (because her PACKING is very extensive..... or rather DETAILED. everything has to go somewhere or be accounted for. HAHA. btw she stock checks the amount of clothes i have at her house so dat it does not exceed quota.)*
then. came the following line.........
she: YAY!! i have more things to pack le!!! *genuine excitment*
what a packing freak..
this someone loves to talk. she can talk on and on and on and on and on... and even when i'm not really listening to her, eg: listening in lessons (HAHA), and knowing the HARDWORKINGNESS in me, i concentrate alot on my lectures.. heh. this someone can still continue talking! goodness... i don believe it mann, and even she shuts up, she will pretend to be quiet, but she'll soon poke u/irritate u with her actions instead. even if the teacher scolds (last time in PL, liu lao shi got scold us b4), she can go on talking! her mentality? never mind one la, just continue talking lo! oh mann... and that someone whom she has to talk to happens to be me... because i'm always sitting beside her in HCL class. this someone talks alot even to NEW acquaintances and becomes excessively friendly within minutes. sometimes, she... well, talks so loudly that, heh, i dun really want to know i know her. heh.. but according to her, she's being herself, but it's L.O.U.D. (for me i thinki then it's xia suay. heh)
what a loudmouth ..
this someone loves to sing..
walking on the road? sings...
sitting on the bus? sings...
sitting on e train? sings...
shopping? sings...
talking to you on the phone? sings...
studying? sings...
getting to know friends? sings...
(eg: her new fren is called "yang guang".. and she starts singing to him "yang guang zong zai feng yu hou...." after she hears the name. *faints*)
i think you get the point har?
what a sing-er...
this someone eats very little. wah, sounds nice ar? then you are so wrong! the amount of rice she eats is less than one mouthful of mine!! she is bound to give me her extra rice (altho they were never "extra" in the first place.. HAHHA.)
what a *****..(this is not vulgarity, i just couldnt think of a word)
this someone has been diagnosed by a certain doctor Ang to be a carrier of the naive syndrome. NO MATTER how absurb it sounds, u can try telling her, she might believe you. and if you don believe, read george's tag board..
what a gullible kid..
this someone is very irritating! haha.. she trys ways and means to trick me, irritate me, and make fun of me! ha.. so build her joy on my agony (direct translation). there was once we went to compasspoint to try shoes, i was trying the shoes and when i was done, i couldn't find my slipper cos this someone kicked my shoes underneath the display shelves. i had to walk barefooted to find my shoes around the whole area. malu.com. this did not happen once. it happened a few times. and she hung a heel on my short's pocket before. GRR.
what an irritating giRL.
this someone produces a strange noise when she walks. it sounds like like an "poot". its her jhFkkijiAdaqweRuaohTgdal. HAHA...
AND...
this someone... is a sweety pie. she never fails to encourage me and support me at times when i feel so down. she never fails to assure me and tell me that God is always there for me.
but this someone doesnt really bring me SURPRISING surprises. and all these surprises always bring a smile onto my face and sometimes tears rolling down my cheeks because they are so her. HAHA. (eg: a japanese tea cup set which she poured pokka green tea for me on my birthday. HAHA. *she tot it was cool* HAHAHA. but very cute la. very UNIQUE. ahhahahhaa.)
this someone is always there for me when i needed someone. and altho this is not really literally.. but everytime i face down times in life, she will not only always try her best to see from my point of view but also tells me to see from another perspective. she will also tell me that i shouldn't think too much!!
this someone is one that i would never find again in my life.
she was by my side almost all the time when i was having my holidays, and when i was facing discouragement in my life, she would remind me about God's presence, love and promises, and she will cheer me up in her own special way.
this someone is a sister that God forgot to give me..
this someone is my godsent pal.
this someone is tng. (HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.)
no la..
........
this someone is zee.adapted from: P.R.E.V.I.O.U.S. E.N.T.R.Y.
Thursday, May 12, 2005.7:05 AM
