Tales Of Warrior A4 - Episode 1

Tales Of Warrior A4 - Episode 1

in a galaxy faraway, there live 4 warriors.

they are, in alphabetical order, warrior eibeinny, warrior fibbahubba, warrior dawnatelo tng and warrior teeheezee.

warrior eibeinny is the most handsome warrior that ever existed. he towers at an appalling height of 0.98m and when he stands under the sun, his skin shines and glitters like the black sesame paste found in chinatown. he spots locks that are often uncombed and sprawled all over his face, but that is his poison door dark gas, or in chinese, you call it du2 men2 an4 qi4. other didnt know that they are being stared at for warrior eibeinny's yet already small eyes are covered by his crown of glory. the potent part comes in when he locates the button on his nose and press it. when pressed once, his eyes emits choking dust and in the fits of coughing, warrior eibxeinny disappears. when pressed twice, his eyes radiate a laser beam and causes anything in his sight to sizzle and burn and disappear. when pressed thrice, his eyes will become

cock-eyed.

warrior fibbahubba is the most normal looking warrior. he stands at 0.90m and is curently facing excessive hair growth. his eyes are always on the lookout, darting here and there, and his nose can detect any smell even from 10000km away. that is why he is made the chef of the warriors. do not belittle him as he stays in the kitchen day and night and with his amazing techniques and skills, he has reached the highest stage that one can ever go to. you step into the kitchen and say,"king kong kiang", and you have it, man3 han4 quan2 xi3. but when the enemies step in thinking that chey, this is just one cook, they are so wrong that they can never be more wrong. warrior fibbahubba will move in a flash, with pepper, sprinkling it into their eyes, with vinegar down their throat and sesame oil to smoothe their hair. and before they even realise it, they have been tied up with mee sua and left in a huge barrel of vinegar. yes, they were going to be pickled.

warrior dawnatelo tng is the skinniest warrior ever. when he stands with warrior fibbahubba, they only differ in height by 1 nanometer. but he is always missed out because of his build. sometimes his middle name is 2D. meaning to say 2 dimensional. he spots a crown of spikes and has it styled every morning at alice's wonderhands. when out, he puts on a pair of skin gloves, reasons to be explained later. his potency comes in when he opens his mouth and attempts to say a joke. (keyword: attempt) when he finishes with the joke, the sky will be overcast with rumbling dark clouds. the sun will disappear and lightning will strike. it will start to rain, but soon, the rainwater will become snow. unaware civilians will be caught off guard and will freeze to death immediately. now, the gloves are to protect his perfectly manicured nails. (courtesy of warrior teeheezee)

warrior teeheezee is the shortest warrior. when at his ramrod straight posture, he records a height of 0.70m. he has kept his long hair for years and liked them curled like civilian tsai. when out with the other warriors, he is often left out due to his short frame. and so God being fair, gave him a loud voice. and that will be amplified when attacked by enemies. when enemies appear, he opens his mouth and starts chanting (loudly) ,"ang mo kio, jurong, geylang, oneh oneh!" and the enemies will experience a daze, start puking white foam, hair start dropping and die. the hair will be attracted by warrios teeheezee's long hair and joined to form longer ones. so most of the time, he only chooses to kill clean enemies, in fear of having cooties.

these 4 warriors were sent by God to protect planet north east singapura. they each stood at different parts of the place and when the calling arises, they each plop down their secret slide and meet at the headquarter located nearby. this place is where they were able to communicate with master bridge and be ready to take assignments. before they set off, they each have to have their individual energy booster.

warrior eibeinny - sparkling grape juice
warrior fibbahubba - any form of alcohol, as long as it is strong enough
warrior dawnatelo tng - carona or plum juice
warrior teeheezee - carona

if all these fail to exist, teh peng would do the trick all the same.

...to be continued...

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in the next Tales Of Warriors A4, catch how the warriors battle it out with monoso kudaeteh (pronounced as mo-no-so-koo-da-yi-teh) will they win? or will they be made into miso soup?



Saturday, May 28, 2005.2:47 AM